• neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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      15 days ago

      There’s an old Soviet joke:

      A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, curses, and throws it away.

      After a few weeks of this the seller just has to ask what’s going on: “why do you always look at the cover but never inside?”

      “I’m looking for an obituary.”

      “An obituary? But those are in the back!”

      “Oh no, the obituary I’m looking for will be on the front page.”

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      15 days ago

      Definitely. But don’t count on things automatically getting better after. Too many other unsavory characters waiting in the wings

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      15 days ago

      New years was a practice round. The moment I see he’s dead in the news I’m banging pots and pans and cheering at the top of my lungs.

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              If it’s publicly accessible uncountable bathroom breaks will be had there. I highly doubt it will be though. He absolutely knows people despise him deeply. He’s kind of made it his personality to ensure that.

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                We need a people’s Trump memorial restroom. Actually you could probably make money with one if you’re in a blue city with decent foot traffic. Just stick some of his photos in the urinals and toilets and set aside plenty of money for cleaning supplies.