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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 個月前

Trump denies he’s dead

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Trump denies he’s dead

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Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 個月前
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    he says he's not dead yet

    • AlexLost@lemmy.world
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      You’re not fooling anyone you know!

      • dhork@lemmy.world
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        I can’t take him like that, it’s against regulations

        • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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          Look, isn’t there something you can do?

          • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            I feel happy!

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      Why does this have the Lord of the Rings ending filter over it?

      • dhork@lemmy.world
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        I don’t know, but I liked it anyway

  • Susaga@sh.itjust.works
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    And why should I believe a liar like him?

  • expatriado@lemmy.world
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    we got a paradox at hand, since trump never says the truth

    • GenderNeutralBro@lemmy.sdf.org
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      It could be a deepfake. A whole new class of conspiracy theory is now actually plausible.

      I mean, I fully expect an administration as corrupt and dishonest as this one to spend the minimal time and money required to do such a thing for as long as they can get away with it.

  • NewPerspective@lemmy.world
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    Yeah, but he lies all the time… Can we trust him on this?

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      In front of a door stands two presidents. One lies all the time and the other is dead.

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    Former President JOE BIDEN “wouldn’t do them for months,” he added. “You wouldn’t see him. And nobody ever said there was ever anything wrong with him.”

    Fucking lol. You never fucking shut up about him health

    • Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz
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      I wonder if there’s any republicans who can be swayed with “hey this thing we all agreed was fucked up when dem-aligned media was doing it (pretending the very obviously pudding-brained president is mentally competent after like 2pm) is still fucked up when Fox and Newsmax does it right?”

      I had zero luck moving Blue MAGA to question their media, I suspect republicans will simply conclude Fox is leftwing commie propaganda and watch more Infowars or w/e

  • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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    He is not dead. He is the undead. The wounds, the incoherent speech. The first zombie president.

    When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the halls of the white house and congress.

    • fartographer@lemmy.world
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      The desperate search for a brain

    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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      Why did you link a picture of people during covid who refused to wear masks?

      • Resistai@lemmy.world
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        Its still Covid. You can still wear a mask. It protects disabled people and reduces surveillance.

        • melisdrawing@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Still wearing mine. I get asked why about twice a day.

    • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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      That pretty much looks like a session of Congress. Mitch McConnell in back.

  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldBanned
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    1000001771

    • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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        1000001963

        • Insolentjellyfish@lemmy.world
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          While I cannot assume I know jerkface’s stance, what they may be saying is that it is not great to equate pedophilia and child molestation because many pedophiles seek professional and personal interventions based on their attractions. Often, they take severe measures to keep themselves away from children because they do not want to hurt said children. Saying all pedophiles are child molesters disincentivizes people from seeking help from psychological and medical professionals when they may most need it. Thanks for listening. Cheers.

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          • GreenKnight23@lemmy.worldBanned
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            do you?

            I mean, your previous comment was less than coherent.

            why don’t you say what you mean instead of dancing around the subject?

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    Well I didn’t believe he was dead before but now I’m not so sure

  • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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    That’s exactly what a dead president would say.

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    Well, he would say that, wouldn’t he?

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    There’s a necromancer working overtime somewhere

    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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      It’s Vance he used life steal on the Pope and is funneling it into Trump.

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    Only someone who is dead would come out so strongly against this.
    Trumpstein’s dead, confirmed.

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    deleted by creator

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    Who the hell is that supposed to be?

    • CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works
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      He looks like a thumb in this picture.

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      Black Lex Luthor.

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        That explains the guy in the hat, but who’s the one on the left?

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      Trump with all his hair cut off.

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    People should just hold huge protests that simultaneously celebrate his death and call for the release of the Epstein files. Maybe his orange, fat monkey head would explode.

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      starts making signs

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