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empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前

Netanyahu surprises Trump with formal Nobel Peace Prize nomination

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Netanyahu surprises Trump with formal Nobel Peace Prize nomination

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It’s just gay porn now

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  • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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    I think gay porn has a better plot. At least everyone involved gets a happy ending.

    • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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      also infinitely more likeable characters

    • MuskyMelon@lemmy.world
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      Bibi and Don Don were just missing Vlad in their splooge fest

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        He’s watching the camera feed from another room.

  • blattrules@lemmy.world
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    Can war criminals nominate people for peace prizes?

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      War criminals can be awarded the Nobel peace prize.

      e.g. Henry Kissinger.

      • limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I can flip a coin to decide if any Nobel peace prize winner is an arse, and be correct more than not

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      Yes. A surprising number of people can nominate people for the noble peace prize. This isn’t like the Oscar, where a nomination is already an achievement.

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        Honestly, looking at some of the movies that WON Oscars, a nomination just means a studio is backing them.

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    Netanyahu knows exactly what flatters that orange moron.

    Also nominations doesn’t mean anything, basically anyone can be nominated, it doesn’t mean that they are being seriously considered. This is all a show by Netanyahu aimed at keeping Trump close.

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      Trump is such a sucker.

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    Textbook example is quid pro quo.

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    Noble peace prize has lost it’s charm long back. I feel it should be discontinued. Barack Obama got noble peace prize and then went on to bomb countries. There are so many people in this world who have done good deeds but are not recognised.

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    Who makes this shit up?

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      Rich, sociopathic cunts.

  • Noxy@pawb.social
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    this is an insult to even the absolute worst gay porn.

  • cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de
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    That price was never particularly relevant, considering the past nominees and winners.

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    But if it goes to Trump, it can’t also go to Daniella Weiss.

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    Three buttplug-shaped men walk into a room stroking each other

    • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      That’s an insult to butt plugs. At least I can enjoy those.

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    I call for a vote of no confidence in chancellor Valorum.

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    This isn’t a surprise if I heard about it weeks ago.

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    Even better yet he should be joint recipient with Netanyahu and Putin

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    Give it to joe biden instead lol

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