If you’re up for it, respond with an image/GIF summarizing your week. Explain it, or let other people guess the meaning. Here’s mine

Your friend tried to get you to try new pizza toppings, but you only like pepperoni so you picked off everything else.
You’re a soil scientist that replicated an important study about erosion and fault lines.

For NOW…

You just discovered that some people enjoy holding hands (in public!) and this has shocked you to your core.
Oh my stars! How disgraceful.
still waiting for your pfp to load >-<
It’s going to knock your socks off when it does

That damn mosquito kept you awake all night.
You had an eye exam and couldn’t even read the first line because you’re legally blind.

You discovered that Hell is real, but only Muppets have souls and can go there

There’s no AI behind chatgpt, it’s just you typing really fast, and this is what it looks like when you’re busy.
You learned to dance a haka, but you have all the coordination of Elaine from Seinfeld.
Edit: sorry, this sounds a bit more dickish than I intended.
No, it’s entirely true. It doesn’t matter though because it intimidates my enemies regardless
Awful. All this extra societal stress is causing absurd levels of muscle soreness. Everything hurts. We are no longer a democracy and, being autistic, I am a target.
Yeah, things are not looking great, but @SaltSong@startrek.website captures my attitude pretty well with this image:

Hoping that the MAGAts turn on Musk/Trump like the hyenas from the Lion King when consequences start happening, but in the meantime that’s my vibe 👆
Keep in mind that everyone is a target. You will most likely slip through the cracks.

You were this close 🤏 to a proof that P=NP before being jolted awake by aliens ensuring that humanity will never find it.

You got distracted at an orgy, looked around, and realized that everyone was facing away from you

You and @OpenStars@discuss.online had the greatest romance of all time:

You had a near death experience and got a swirly from Jock Jesus
You took ecstasy?
Or did ecstasy take me? 🤔

You are the tomato at the bottom of the produce drawer, greeting the new groceries



You discovered that Nicole the Fediverse Chick isn’t really a Polish girl from Toronto
I cried I wept I lost my mind…
This may cheer you up:

This made it worse! The closing tide…

I do want to hug that lil guy
Seems appropriate somehow:













