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Madbrad200@sh.itjust.works to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 年前

British Airways pilot back in the skies after snorting drugs off woman's breasts before flight

www.lbc.co.uk

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British Airways pilot back in the skies after snorting drugs off woman's breasts before flight

www.lbc.co.uk

Madbrad200@sh.itjust.works to Offbeat@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 年前
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Pilot Mike Beaton was sacked for snorting cocaine off a women's breasts in 2023.
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  • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works
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    At the very least, you know your pilot is awake and has something to live for.

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    Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

    • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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      Which one isn’t typical, getting to fly again, or snorting coke off tits before flying?

    • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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      Like a wave, in the ocean ?

      • Senator Collins@aussie.zone
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        Oh yeah. At sea? Chance in a million!

        • smeenz@lemmy.nz
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          Thank you, senator. Would you like me to call you a taxi ?

          • Senator Collins@aussie.zone
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            It’s a great pleasure. Thank you.

    • Matt@lemm.ee
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      That’s reassuring.

      • Senator Collins@aussie.zone
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        Well there are a lot of these drugs going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that drugs aren’t safe.

        • casmael@lemm.ee
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          Well what about these drugs, weren’t they safe senator?

          • Senator Collins@aussie.zone
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            Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.

      • sik0fewl@lemmy.ca
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        Not as a wannabe pilot…

    • Senator Collins@aussie.zone
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      deleted by creator

  • Matt@lemm.ee
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    Honestly I’m just jealous.

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      I’m just surprised he got in trouble.

      I thought this was why people became pilots.

  • Chairsareoverrated@lemmy.world
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    God forbid a guy do anything

    • InvertedParallax@lemm.ee
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      Cancel culture run amok!

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    If you don’t want to know how the sausage is made…

  • ryedaft@sh.itjust.works
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    Isn’t some of the cocaine going to stick to her boob? Seems inefficient.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialBanned
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    Damn. That dude was high off a single line of coke for 2 years?!

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    I should become a pilot

  • uservoid1@lemmy.world
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    From the title it seems to be a mandatory requirement in order to fly again. Would a flat surface be enough? or must it be those BA specific requirements?

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    Weird, I wouldn’t think that cocaine was the drug of choice to stay stuck sitting in a closet size pilot cabin doing nothing but checking on the auto-pilot.

  • FarraigePlaisteaċ (sé/é)@lemmy.world
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    He’s not flying for BA. The headline is a bit misleading IMO.

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    Did he get sacked because of the drugs or the tits?

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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    Why are they remaking Flight (2012)?

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    Fucking rights bud

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