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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前

Anon signs up for a dating site

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Anon signs up for a dating site

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 年前
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  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    >Looking for something long term

    >Uses the term thots

    Sounds like he’s accidentally helping a lot of those women to dodge that bullet

  • thetreesaysbark@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • Sakychu@lemmy.world
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      Recently? You mean always on 4chan?

      • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works
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        Dontcha member when 4chan was classy?!

        • Confused_Emus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          The Internet’s premier finishing school!

          • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works
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            My specialty is hand drawn art that is somehow still illegal!

    • GetOffMyLan@programming.dev
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      There’s a trend of blaming all mistakes on autism. It’s kind of like a nothing is my fault type thing. People I know with autism definitely do it sometimes but I get the feeling many people who don’t have it do it as well.

      My son went through a similar phase recently where he decided he believed in God but he only used it to blame everything on God.

      So he’d trip up and say “Thanks God!”.

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    “Accidentally”

    • Klear@lemmy.world
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      He thought it was weight.

      • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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        If you’re American this is relatively light, if you’re a Brit this is somewhere between morbidly obese and car

        • Klear@lemmy.world
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          I’m neither but OP uses cm and £ so it’s safe to say he’s the later.

          • JackbyDev@programming.dev
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            150£

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          Yeah, what’s up with “stone” as a unit of weight? And people call American units backwards…

    • thefartographer@lemm.ee
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      Meant to put 450. They’re the humvee driver of people only slightly below average height

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    Basically, that might be quite a good strategy to meet less superficial partners. And it might be a funny story to break the ice in the beginning.

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      Good hook to recruit them into your supplement selling MLM scheme

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    Anon is too autistic to ask for a refund. Or do a GDPR request to fix their data.

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    Actual height is 160cm , still a manlet

  • HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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    It’s actually 4’11" btw

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    In NY state and I assume others, there are new laws that protect consumers from dating app bullshit billing. I don’t know a ton on it but I did enough research tonknow they must offer you a full refund for requests made in like 48hrs from signing up. Tried it with either e-harmony or plenty of fish and it worked like a champ. Was able to use app for full day trying out all the shit and seeing who was on there. Requested the refund the next day and got it no questions asked.

  • 🩸Bloodmouth🩸@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m 25.45 Big Macs tall.

    • Jiggle_Physics@lemmy.world
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      As am I.

      Unless you didn’t actually know the height of a bigmac and just made up a number

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    You’re spot on, but it’s not “the people” it’s just the incels on 4Chan. Same with “thots”. No one says that in real life, it just internet brainrot.

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      Idk, my coworker loved to say, “be gone, thot!!” I thought it was hilarious.

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        ah yes the perfect phrase to make all women colleagues feel welcome and professionally appreciated in the workplace

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          To be fair, we had zero women colleagues, and he was saying it referring to other men (basically, I need to get work done). Knowing that individual, he would’ve stopped if we had a female join our org.

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            normalising words is still problematic - you never know who around will take it as “oh it’s okay to say then”

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