Life was simpler then

Why is my safe open

No bongrips was harder than I wanted to say out loud :(

Oh my fuck this is what I’ve been waiting for without realizing it.

God bless the spear.

That’s our internalized shame. I blame growing up baptist.

Damn I wish I had money

Multiple nose exhales.

Printers exist to spite you. They are chaotic machines.

I thought it was just me. Finding out as I progress in IT, no. They’re all cunts.

And if the printers are listening you’re not a cunt. (Please keep working)

Edit: they fucking heard. The admin sharp gave me so much trouble today. Work on one machine not on another. Generic error. Adding via IP or wifi or wired. Im sorry printers I didn’t mean it. Y r u this way

Edit 2: it was the port

Good meme sir. As always. The benefit of the world being shit is the shitposting

Which movie?

https://youtu.be/ZF1LXL6OOsM

Patrice o Neal having a character in wktt gta4 radio is one of my faves. Those were so funny at the time

With a fucking looney tunes drill.

Precum curse

2 times is unreasonably funny to me

Irritated enough to learn

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Thick women are drawn to the twinks. It’s biology.

My dad’s pool stick.

He struggled with addiction until the end. In the depths of alcoholism when he was selling everything to have money for it, he didn’t sell that. Even after the pool table was gone, he had no home, no money for food… Never sold it.

I’ll never part with it. It’s the thing that reminded him of what he had at one point. The life. The Business. The family.