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pooh [she/her]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago

oh fuck

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pooh [she/her]@hexbear.net to memes@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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    I don’t know if they still do this, but I checked the ingredients on some legal edibles in Colorado several years ago, and the first one listed was “Love.” The second was “high fructose corn syrup.”

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      I checked the ingredients on some legal edibles in Colorado several years ago, and the first one listed was “Love.” The second was “high fructose corn syrup.”

      dril

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      Well I guess if you’re breaking one federal law you don’t care about breaking another (you legally can’t list love as an ingredient according to the FDA).

      • Wertheimer [any]@hexbear.net
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        This was shortly after decriminalization, so it must have still been the Wild West. I’m sure it was still illegal, but I saw it before this ruling in 2017.

        • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.net
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          I remember eating a weed cookie before the 10mg edible limit and i couldn’t leave the couch to get water

          • HexBeara [they/them, any]@hexbear.netdeleted by creator
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            Never have I ever felt an edible since I had homemade brownies around 18yo

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          It’s still illegal federally (I think), and the FDA is also a federal organization. So while weed is legal in some states, the FDA rules wouldn’t really matter because those are federal. Break one federal law, what’s another?

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    I buy my weed that makes you gay at the beach that makes you old.

    • sourquincelog [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      I wash it down with a big glass of the lemonade that kills you

      • ProgAimerGirl [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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        careful with that stuff

    • Hello_Kitty_enjoyer [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      if you’re a mayo all beaches make you old

    • Speaker [e/em/eir]@hexbear.net
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      Getting elevated off that Twink Death.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    before weed was legal, it wasn’t even labeled to let you know it would make you gay.

    • DerRedMax [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.net
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      It’s true, kids.

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    Weed that makes you cool and popular? kitty-cri

    • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br
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      All weed makes you cool and popular if you smoke enough (get so high you don’t even care anymore)

  • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Rookie mistake, only straights slonk Gangweed.

  • UlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    ur mom smoke weed heated-gamer-moment

  • Weedian [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    I had to switch to the weed that makes you gay because the juice that makes you explode was ruining my life

  • the_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.net
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    If weee make you gay, what drug makes you straight?

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      I’d say meth (no hate, just not my jam) but Grindr says otherwise

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