I have a strong sense of morality
lists “white” as a reason he “deserves” a gf
Can children please be taught that women are human beings and not objects
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Yeah, I read right past the first “feature” on his list, assuming the funny stuff was further down.
I have good taste in anime
Well, at least I wasn’t disappointed.
Referring to his hypothetical children as “offspring” is what tipped me off.
He seems to look at it from a purely animal perspective
White was the first thing he said to boot. Those morals are working overtime
@apotheotic @maor
After all that description about themselves, my response is:Oh! You’re a douchebag!
> The kind of person who posts on 4chan and thinks he deserves a gf
> Wonders why women don’t like him
It’s a paradox. I can only hope these guys are frustrated high schoolers who will mature, and then look back on stuff like this and laugh/cringe.
Where do I post to improve my chances with women?
Does Lemmy and/or kbin improve my chances of getting a girlfriend?
A relationship is not a job or product, you don’t get them, you HAVE them WITH other people. People don’t have other people, although it is common to say so in colloquial language.
This is important and not petty, because language is like a sign post of beliefs and it is important for starting respectful relationships to believe that everyone involved is a person.
Now, with that knowledge, lemmy can help you, but it can also hurt or not help you.
get a hobby. take a shower. go to the gym
I have multiple hobbies (programming, art, etc.), have regular showers, and I don’t have any gyms in my area. What now?
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For instance they could learn macramé or some crafting ting, go to yoga classes or dancing lessons, or what about baking or cooking lessons.
I can cook, and I’m so bad at dance I just make everyone else cringe at me.
Being bad at dancing could be an advantage you use their laughter and sympathy to break the ice. Anyway scout the local area and sign up for some silly stuff and see where that takes you.
Posts on 4chan
Thinks watching anime is a good quality in a mate
He doesn’t just watch anime though, he watches objectively good anime, because he has a good taste in anime, something your average normie viewer just doesn’t have.
Did I mention that he has good taste yet? Because he definitely has good taste.
Eh, there’s lots of women who like anime and games who would like partners with similar interests. Just usually not a high enough priority over other faults, and it’s not like finding decent people who are fine with games anime instead of obsessed is hard.
Rule of thumb: Anyone who says “I deserve a girlfriend” doesn’t.
Generalized: “I deserve ________”. Nope. Probably not.
I deserve the same basic human rights as anyone on the planet
Some people will unironically disagree with you, for better or for worse.
A 13cm diameter peepee is quite… dangerous.
I can only go as far as 6-7cm anally.
Not with that attitude
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Is that why this is called Lemmy?
Its easier for people to have a tailor tape for measuring rather that a caliper, so I think 13 might be the girth.
13÷π = ~4.13cm diameter (excluding major irregularities)Also the calipers were cold and caused unfavourable shrinkage.
It’s probably meant to be circumference which would be about 4.1 cm in diameter, which is above average but not humongous.
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Still a significant chance he can’t get a girlfriend, though
I read “I deserve a gif” multiple times and I was so confused.
Well, he has MUCH better chances of getting one of those…
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Weight ? 200kg
Assuming the greentext is telling the truth this guy would be so muscular…
If you use the term “manlet” you’re pretty much unfuckable, that could be part of it.
These posts are such schadenfreude to me as a shorter guy (“manlet”) who has never had any problems dating or getting women. The kind of people who make these posts and think courtship is some max/min game don’t realize that people can smell this shit on them. Their insecurity, misogyny, entitlement and racism just ooze out of them. It colors everything they do.
Wtf is a 7x5 peepee?
A soup can.
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How tf you measuring the radius of your penis?
You know what, never mind.
math?
Put one end of those mini keychain measuring tapes down you peehole and pull it to the end to where the end of your penis is.
Probably length x girth, but that manchild is also probably lying because it’s 4chins
It’s 7 5inch peepees
Divide the circumference by π, it’s a bit over an inch in diameter. Somewhere between 3 to 4cm.
strong sense of morality
strong sense of honor
legitimately worried about “predators” in 2023 (definitely no problematic implications with that phrasing)
feels entitled to the love of a person he’s never met
ok
Also lists being white as a positive…
Yeah that is a yikes
holy shit I missed that, yeah, the real question is finding a woman wretched enough to deserve to be saddled with this loser
I’m positive I’m white.
…wait, is that not what you meant?
He should be more concerned about protecting his offspring from liberals
Wtf does having a strong sense of honor have to do with anything? Sounds kinda like you’re insecure.
It influences the good taste in anime. It also ensures he only uses his massive schlong when it’s truly called for, and never for evil purposes.
Why would some points be written here. This looks like a wannabe-knight
Not to mention “I’m white” as the first point of “positives”
This already implies problems with his personality that he views himself as superior for that.
PROBABLY part of why he repells women.
Yeah this post smells “my flaws are not real, i don’t have any”
Yeah I’ve got a lot of great qualities, but if I listed my lack of melanin among them that’d be a negative that overshadows each and every one of them
Nice of him to include unit conversions. Would want any of your international homies to be confused about how much of an alpha you are
has wife
deserve gf
The wife comment is about a theoretical wife, they could protect them, if anyone would marry anon.
