Then explain ice. Water stuck to water, but are you going to tell me that ice is wet?

Fake news; water only makes other things wet.

Can confirm. I have known human moms with similar appendages.

Bring it up at your local town hall; be sincere about what Lemmy is. Ask if there are any Reddit users then publicly shame them for using the platform.

I can’t discern the size of the fries based on this picture.

Ooh, that smell Can’t you smell that smell? Ooh, that smell The smell of death surrounds you…

Something stronger to share with the cousins would be nice.

The gas pump swells as it finishes. If you try to drive off before it shrinks again, they just follow the miles of hose back to your house. Occam’s Razor.

Alright, where they at?

Yes

Going to save this link just in case the Internet goes down one day.

It’s always made more sense to me when I add a “that” in the first half.

Every home usually has one installed in a “water closet”.

My health insurance company announced this year that they will no longer cover GLP-1 drugs prescribed for weight loss.

You’ll never keep me tied down like that.

Queue the return of the door to door Encyclopedia salesman. Soon everyone will have a World Book Encyclopedia set in their home again!

Wtf are you talking about?

Instructions unclear; snake is lost. Should I add a mouse to retrieve the snake?

I didn’t accuse YOU of Photoshopping it, I was jokingly stating the obvious.