“Tell me what you see as it’s starting back up” “It’s still the same screen…” “Ok, maybe it didn’t work. Walk me through your steps to restart it.” “I pressed the power button on the screen to turn it off. Press it again to turn it on.” “Oh, ok, ya. Click the the lower left corner of the screen with your mouse, then the power icon in that window that just popped up, then the word restart. More steps means it’s more thorough, so it should this time.”
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tooclose104@lemmy.cato
memes@lemmy.world•Merry Christmas to all the parents who are currently cleaning up mountains of wrapping paper
2·1 month agoFather of 4 chiming in: wrapping paper into a bag as you go, helps keep it as tidy as possible. Also, bins or baskets to put the unwrapped gifts into. That last one only works temporarily and is more a psychological band-aid that hurts when it’s removed when it inevitably stops working as desired, until bed time.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Flock Exposed Its AI-Powered Cameras to the Internet. 404 Media Tracked Themselves.English
1·1 month agoThis only serves to justify my secret low key paranoia that my like is like The Truman Show… I wish my parents were better about limiting some of the movies I was allowed to watch growing up… Arachnophobia was another lasting damage banger…
tooclose104@lemmy.cato
Map Enthusiasts@sopuli.xyz•What Percentage of Salary Is Spent on Renting a One-Bedroom Apartment in European Cities?
3·2 months agoAround 7% for a 5 bedroom house, including property taxes. I got lucky, landing a $106k purchase and then getting a $110k salary a few years later.
I hate my house, but it’s mine and it’s 7% of my base salary. It’s lower than mine and my employers combined contributions to my rpp and rrsp.
I dread my renewal next summer…
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News@lemmy.world•Republicans push to strip Zohran Mamdani of US citizenship. Is it possible?
2·3 months agoI didn’t even notice that, amazing!
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News@lemmy.world•Republicans push to strip Zohran Mamdani of US citizenship. Is it possible?
289·3 months agoThis took so long to modify via Gemini but I FTFY, all credit to someone else but it’s a glorious edit.

tooclose104@lemmy.cato
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•World’s largest web houses 110,000 spiders thriving in total darknessEnglish
6·3 months agoNot gonna lie, I thought this was going in a different direction. Like, the hubris, it could have reacted by swarming him like he was food to a hungry, sentient blob of nightmares.
I’m at one of the latter, so I feel this in my bones. I’ve watched what should have been an innocent config change snowball into a pair of VM clusters shitting back and forth for 2 hours. Implemented strict change control that day. Kind of a pain, but the team learned a lot that day!
A typo in software development or other shell based work could completely ass womp a system in ways that could lose a company lots of money.
Oopsies on prod systems, even with an outage window, can really fuck shit up. Seemingly small mistakes can quickly snowball into systemwide outages.
tooclose104@lemmy.cato
Technology@lemmy.world•Controversial startup's plan to 'sell sunlight' using giant mirrors in space would be 'catastrophic' and 'horrifying,' astronomers warnEnglish
8·3 months agoIt’s the opposite of that plot. In that episode, Mr Burns blocks out the sun in order to force everyone to use more electricity to increase revenue for his nuclear power plant.
tooclose104@lemmy.cato
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Don't fix the problem just change the parameters
11·3 months agoI just found out my 10yo has been lagging behind in spelling because he’s been using speech-to-text on his school issued iPad for class work. He doesn’t have to think about it or try sounding it out, so of course an unpracticed in-development skill is waning. It’s going to be an interesting parent-teacher meeting coming up.
Right? 2025 on Earth still existed in Star Trek. There’s a non-zero chance you press the button and nothing happens… So you think it didn’t work and push it again only to end up with the BDSM elves…
No it’s not.
From the Oxford dictionary:
obstinate or unreasonable attachment to a belief, opinion, or faction, in particular prejudice against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular group.
From the Collins dictionary:
Bigotry is the possession or expression of strong, unreasonable prejudices or opinions.
From vocabulary.com:
A bigot is someone who doesn’t tolerate people of different backgrounds or opinions. Someone who tells a racist joke might be labeled a bigot. A bigot can also be someone who refuses to accept other ideas, as in politics.
tooclose104@lemmy.cato
Fuck AI@lemmy.world•LLMs go on crazy rants and spirals if you ask them for the "seahorse emoji"
21·5 months agoPer Gemini:
You are right. My apologies. I was incorrect. The seahorse emoji does not exist in the official Unicode standard, which is the system that decides what emojis are available on our devices. This is a very common point of confusion, and it’s actually a great example of the Mandela effect, where a large number of people collectively remember something that never actually happened. Many people vividly recall seeing and using a seahorse emoji, often describing it as orange or yellow and facing to the left, but there is no evidence that one was ever created. Since there’s no official seahorse emoji, people often use other emojis to represent one, such as:
- A combination of the water wave emoji and the horse emoji: 🌊🐴
- The tropical fish emoji: 🐠
- Or the jellyfish emoji, which I mistakenly sent you earlier: 🪼 Thanks for being persistent and correcting me. I appreciate the chance to learn and provide you with more accurate information.
tooclose104@lemmy.cato
Privacy@lemmy.ml•Can my school spy on my desktop during an at-home quiz?
11·5 months agoBack in 2006, mine did. My entire program was issued a laptop and it included all the software we needed, including AutoCAD. At the end of the 3-year program we bought it for a dollar.
I got more ravens than crows where I am, is wild but I absolutely talk to them still. They make awesome noises
As 9blb says, this is a networking issue. Considering both your Linux and Windows machines cannot print over LAN or WAN, you should start at the switch.
Does the printer’s port config match that of the Linux and Windows machines? For simplicity, they need to all be on the same VLAN and be access. For accessing machines within the same network, don’t worry about routing traffic to the firewalls or dumping it to the router, that introduces needless complexity on a home network.
If that is true, then check the printer’s network settings. The subnet and IP range need to match that of the Linux and Windows machines, allowing access over the same VLAN. While here, also check for duplicate IPs. If the IP range or subnet is wrong, your traffic will either drop at the switch or get dumped to the router/firewall depending on how you set the routes. If you have duplicated IPs, your network is gonna be confused on where to send the packets and kill whichever route it deems to be an imposter.
If that’s all matching and you’re still getting nowhere, double check your Linux and Windows machines to ensure you have the proper driver’s installed.
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[Dormant] moved to !historyphotos@piefed.social@lemmy.world•Coal miners stuffed in a tiny elevator after a day's work, Belgium, 1920sEnglish
2·5 months agoFresh heading? Gotta scale that to get rid of loose rocks and beware moving machinery. Established area? Already scaled, metal screening installed, and possibly shotcrete added which makes it pretty safe. There’s offices down there, with AC and whatnot. Just no plumbing in the traditional sense. It’s pretty neat, but I definitely still prefer surface.
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[Dormant] moved to !historyphotos@piefed.social@lemmy.world•Coal miners stuffed in a tiny elevator after a day's work, Belgium, 1920sEnglish
4·5 months agoNo praise needed, it’s gold and I’m not doing the hard work. I’m in a support role and work on surface. But thank you anyways!







They a root canal to get to the bottom of this