This is why you buy dentures at the thrift store.

Puts the “explosive” in “explosive diarrhea”! 💥💩

Ajax is close to Darlington and Pickering. I’d suggest getting whatever training needed to do nuclear work, either as a tech or boilermaker or something like that, because that industry is growing and will be around for a good long while. See what OPG, BWXT, and the like are hiring for.

It’s regular laxative but with industrial strength pop rocks in it.

“Alexa, shut the fuck up, you have no right to speak in my holy tongue.”

While I’d like to think the response to that would be interesting, it probably isn’t. Anyone want to try?

You know the person that microwaves fish for lunch? This is the opposite.

I prefer the one where he’s on a golf course wearing white and has clearly shat himself.

Hmm,.so we’d have the bulk of EV sales, the better coast, all 5 great lakes, direct access to Mexico, additional ports for Pacific shipping, more than double our population, and be as far away from Alabama as possible?

Sweet friggin deal, eh?

And Territories.

Will that fix all the timeout issues sh.itjust.works has had?

I’ve been minding your business for the last couple of weeks. You go ahead, I got this.

Stop posting badly 'shopped images.

If that hand is actually holding that cat I’ll eat the Lego.

Doesn’t mean they can’t be happy.

Having them clacking together would be really distracting.

This is counting in fruit fly years, but I can’t remember the conversion.

“Gay Wokeland” might work too.

The tires alone are worth the asking price.

Have you ever seen an unhappy tractor? Because it didn’t get enough of this.

Well he’d better be, we’re also on the list. We’d best be making sure our (actual) NATO allies are with us, and be talking with the EU about not only increased trade and cooperation but membership.

I think we should contract Bugs Bunny to do to our border what he did to Florida.