Commodore 64 with the tape drive. I was always jealous of my cousins who had the floppy disk drive. Later we had a Tandy 2000.

Shit myself.

Banh Mi (with crispy pork, and lots of chilli and pate).

The original Chinese Zhajiangmian is much better IMO.

I have Opnsense running on a tiny N100 mini PC from AliExpress for myself, but for my elderly parents I have a OpenWRT based solution from Banana Pi. They insist on always switching off their power completely when they leave the house, and I think OpenWRT handles that much better.

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Elon should liquidate all his holdings and piss off somewhere quiet. I’m sure he could have a pleasant life, and the rest of us certainly will with him gone.

It’d be more naive to have a robot.txt file on your webserver and be surprised when webcrawlers don’t stay away. 😂

For some reason I heard this in a combination of the voices of Mitch Hedberg, and Nate Bargatze as George Washington.

I am the High Priest of Kopimism. Download from where you want, and go in peace my child.

8 is a lucky number in China because it’s pronounced similarly to the word for wealth/riches.

Ball so hard, motherfuckers want to fine me.

Misattribution killed Limewire. Downloading a song that turned out to be something different was annoying, but downloaded porn sometimes turned out to be actual CP.

Right! She thinks it’s cute when the cat goes in the flowerbed but when I do it I’m “scaring the neighbors”.

My wife gets angry when I (occasionally) wee in the backyard.

This is pretty much a real life remake of the Good Shepherd (2016), but stupider.

My first distro was Debian, probably back around 2008. I used that and Ubuntu for years without having even looked at a desktop environment. For me, Linux was a server OS and I had to teach myself how to use it to spin up Teamspeak/Mumble, webservers, VPNs, etc.

I first started using Linux as a desktop OS in 2016. Tried SUSE and Fedora, but really liked Manjaro and eventually gravitated to Arch. I tried out NixOS a year or so ago and liked it, but I still go back to Arch with KDE Plasma.

Rafah survived Genghis Khan, but Benjamin Netanyahu destroyed it.

I can believe that Trump let someone paid by Russia into the press briefing room. What I cannot believe is they let someone wearing a beanie in there. Doesn’t he have a suit?

Google and every other tech company say they keep their algorithms secret for commercial purposes, but that’s a bit convenient isn’t it? I certainly don’t trust any capitalist to be responsible with that much unchecked power.