reparæi [he/they]

Agreed, that’s not a personal problem of the grocery store but of capitalism.

Ah no relation to capitalism got it, why are people shoplifting necessities?

I’ve seen interviews of rapists justifying their actions in jail by saying they’ll marry her, the country is indeed 60% rural and unfortunately very backwards.

I’m frolicking off to the dry patch in the north east

is she gnawing on the metal fork? straight to hell

Divine copywriting

It would have an even better meaning on a standard red cap.

Unauthorized Bread

I am not old enough but my school still used to run Windows 7 at least and god those screensavers are nostalgic, so many good memories, of course I miss those days they were the best days, only gets downhill from there, I was always the computer nerd burning shit down and getting kicked out :(

I would go to his house and make him discuss the economical and political state of the world.

Completely depends on context for the most part, approach them not as sovereign beings which follow their own perspectives and opinions but as advanced auto-complete, to test this merely ask it a question using niche terminology, identical question depending on the terminology you use will respond biased towards that opinion and perspective, you can get an LLM to admit to anything, to go along with every single thing you said like a blind yes-man or blindly object to every single thing you say even the most basic of facts merely off of how the context your chat has mapped most cloesly onto which parts of its training data for predicting text.

A Soviet and an American are seated next to each other on a plane traveling from Moscow to Washington DC.

The American says, I have to hand it to you, your propaganda is very impressive. The Soviet smiles and thanks him but replies that it’s nothing compared to American propaganda. Confused, the American tells him, “but we don’t have any propaganda.”

The Soviet smiles and says “exactly”

Dumacrats

All mushrooms are edible at least once.

trains can be on time?

Kind of like how my mum’s favourite curse is motherfucker?

The grass is always greener on the othe- wai what…?

What did he say wrong?

lemmy.ml also uses Anubis!

I think the joke is the hydraulic press could have compressed them into a standard cube if the weird packing method wasn’t used.