Amber

Quark, the station is on fire!

No, Moogie, it’s just the northern lights

Going to see Joker 2 and shaking my head at the screen the whole time so people know I’m not there to do a mass shooting

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times - wow, really? Jaime, pull that up. It was the age of reason AND foolishness? Crazy.

0 euphemisms involving light bulbs, unsurprisingly

Reading about all the people stranded in Carolina and how understaffed FEMA is, I should really make a 72 hour kit in case of an inevitable disaster in my area

wdym, it’s not like there’s a historical precedence for what happens when you skimp out on your prateorian guard

Looks like maybe 3/20~ missiles intercepted?

Episode 206: How the Gambling Industry Swallowed Sports Media Whole

The NY Slimes is reporting that he took “over $100,000” in bribes and that seems SO incredibly cheap. You’re the mayor of New York City and all you can manage is some free flights and hotels in Turkey? Come on, shake down some Wall Street perverts for seven figures at least

It’s one big club and so on and so forth

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I just bought an identical phone case to the one I bought three and a half years ago and it costs 50% more lmao

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In America you’re never more than 1 mile away from a mass shooting

There would be even more “Gul Dukat did nothing wrong” posts than before