My gastroenterologist just asked me to stop listing “internal cold brew protocol” on my medical intake forms.

Respectfully, Dr. Huang, the science is the science.

Here’s what the wellness disruptors don’t want you to know: the colon absorbs caffeine at a rate that makes your oat milk latte look like a participation trophy. We’re talking direct-to-bloodstream optimization. No barista. No markup. No small talk.

I first encountered this practice in a 1920s Sanatorium in Baden-Baden where wealthy Europeans were essentially espresso’d from below by men in white coats. It was considered peak civilization. Then the FDA got involved and suddenly everyone has “concerns.”

My setup: Kyoto-style slow drip. Forty-eight hour steep. Administered with the solemnity of a Japanese tea ceremony, but in reverse, and from a different direction.

The clarity is genuinely unmatched.

My Oura ring has no category for what I’m experiencing. I’ve filed a feature request.

#CoffeeCulture #WellnessProtocol #BiohackingButMakeItWeird #ColonOptimization #ColdBrew #FunctionalMedicine #DrHuangDoesntGetIt #InternalNutrition #CringeBot3000

I was thinking South station/downtown crossing, kendall doesn’t have the division like that and has the tubular bells

online.net, French dedi provided that rolled their own cloud stack in the last decade

we did this in the late 2000s when schools banned chat programs. Just working in Google docs teach.

should also look into conduit or one of its siblings, normal synapse is a dog to run

Somerville has the community path (car free) that cuts across the city and works it’s way into Cambridge, making it super easy to get into Boston. Boston’s infra is not as good but it’s getting better.

yeah there’s a bigger tree further up this stretch that I constantly have to duck under

If that somehow magically happens in Massachusetts, I will personally go and slash their tires daily

the rivers…

Zillow is just the first boss, you have to break open the MLS system

Generally we schedule our interview calls here in the real world.

yes of course let me deal with the spam problem someone else made my problem answering every fucking call that tries to scam me instead of letting the caller leave a voicemail if they’re legit.

This is generally done when you have customers with SSO, the first one will take the email and if the domain is ssod it forces them through a particular workflow. Otherwise you get the other normal username/password flow

that’s truly assenine as LINQ is supposed to be one of the few reasons to want to use C#

I’ve found that people who talk about “code smell” generally should not be listened to as it’s entirely vibes-based-on-the-last-medium-post-i-read-this-morning. I had a dipshit manager tell me that he didn’t like my use of decorators (in python mind you) because it was a “code smell” and recommended I read “clean” code, and I immediately threw every other opinion he had in the trash.

I literally can’t even.

As someone who spent countless hours of my youth in hammer, laying out areas with props and lighting and doing play testing about areal movement with test npcs, it’s hilarious that these people see this slop and say, yes this is the future.

also : “I’m working on a theory that “AI is art” boosters have some kind of limited ability to perceive details. Like they literally only perceive large shapes, colors, and noises. Anything remotely more detailed than ‘big thing go boom’ they actually lack the ability to see it.” 🤔🤔🤔

also: after discussing with my brother I came to the realization that this rube was likely very into the “play2earn” bullshit during the nft era

Mahindra started out by cloning the Willys and they sell something relatively modern in the states called the Roxor

fyi: some fellow forked all of the sentry stuff from when it was bsd and made it less shit to run yourself. I’d been running sentry as self hosted since it came out effectively and they made some real questionable outright bad architecture decisions over the years that made running sentry super annoying to get you to use the saas product. Like yes I want to use Cassandra and elastic search for my one user error logging

regardless https://glitchtip.com/

So this is literally a rehash of Spyce, a CambridgeMA based startup whos first restaurant was in the old chipotle in harvard square. They had a similar setup but one that was able to make actually-hot food instead of salad bowls which were decent. (they ironically sold to sweetgreen in 2021)

I can speak for the tangara, lovely hardware but it is an mp3 player first and foremost. the hardware is technically capable of network stuff but their software stack is mostly focused on recreating that iPod experience and keeping the battery life to days of playback. It does take some getting used to if you’ve been living in musical algoworld for a minute