Struggling to understand the logic here.

Me: “Hey, Amazon, I’m going to buy something from Target”

Amazon: “That’s it! From now on everything costs twice as much for you!”

Me: “Target also has other things I need, so…”

Sooo, I can commit a major crime and steal millions of dollars and then “self-deport” to a tropical island with no extradition treaty?

This used to be called “getting away”.

Ah. Well, let’s trial it with Fox and see where it goes.

Ate the Onion. I grabbed my earbuds so I could listen to this douche plead, then noticed the source. Still…

First rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.

Second rule of Pyramid Scheme: Never admit to Pyramid Scheme.

I’ll still quote Heinlein’s, “The Moon is A Harsh Mistress” - a sci-fi story which closely mimics the American Revolution. The three main characters are discussing their chances of success:

Wyoh said glumly, “You make it sound hopeless.”

“Not at all, my dear. One chance in a thousand, perhaps.”

“I can’t believe it. I don’t believe it! Why, in the years I’ve been active we have gained members by the hundreds! We have organizations in all major cities. We have the people with us.”

Prof shook head. “Every new member made it that much more likely that you would be betrayed. Wyoming dear lady, revolutions are not won by enlisting the masses. Revolution is a science only a few are competent to practice. It depends on correct organization and, above all, on communications. Then, at the proper moment in history, they strike. Correctly organized and properly timed it is a bloodless coup. Done clumsily or prematurely and the result is civil war, mob violence, purges, terror. I hope you will forgive me if I say that, up to now, it has been done clumsily.”

Wyoh looked baffled. “What do you mean by ‘correct organization’?”

"Functional organization. How does one design an electric motor? Would you attach a bathtub to it, simply because one was available? Would a bouquet of flowers help? A heap of rocks? No, you would use just those elements necessary to its purpose and make it no larger than needed–and you would incorporate safety factors. Function controls design. "So it is with revolution. Organization must be no larger than necessary–never recruit anyone merely because he wants to join. Nor seek to persuade for the pleasure of having another share your views. He’ll share them when the time comes… or you’ve misjudged the moment in history. Oh, there will be an educational organization but it must be separate; agitprop is no part of basic structure. "As to basic structure, a revolution starts as a conspiracy therefore structure is small, secret, and organized as to minimize damage by betrayal–since there always are betrayals. One solution is the cell system and so far nothing better has been invented. “Much theorizing has gone into optimum cell size. I think that history shows that a cell of three is best–more than three can’t agree on when to have dinner, much less when to strike. Manuel, you belong to a large family; do you vote on when to have dinner?”

“Bog, no! Mum decides.”

“Ah.” Prof took a pad from his pouch, began to sketch. “Here is a cells-of-three tree. If I were planning to take over Luna. I would start with us three. One would be opted as chairman. We wouldn’t vote; choice would be obvious–or we aren’t the right three. We would know the next nine people, three cells… but each cell would know only one of us.”

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Ya think? Gosh, I don’t know.

Then eat the potato to boost your toxin immunity. Checkmate big pharma! /s

Can’t wait to see NIH protestors valiantly and defiantly taking bits out of a potato with a “Take that!” attitude.

This is a brilliant response. Most families are familiar with this from COVID, everyone should be able to set up quickly.

If this works, it would be great if ICE shows up in a city, and that very day they switch back to COVID mode. ICE is acting like a disease, let’s treat it that way.

For absent munching, Mini Wheats, frosted or not. Chex cereal, any variety. Pop tarts.

Sometimes it seems, “anything that moves slower than you”. The cat knows what I’m talking about.

So, is the Star Tribune stating that since he was dragged along previously, he panicked and fired this time? Or that he reported a while back being dragged along, so that charge might be bullshit too?

So, in theory, someone with this data could find people who are currently in Minnesota, for a long stretch at a time, and who were never in Minnesota previously. And who might have coincidentally been to LA or Chicago or some other place. Wow.

I hope nobody does that and posts the results.

“You guys pay bills?”

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Is it, “United Health and Epstein Files Corporation”? Because that shit seems to be okay.

And the crappy part is, was can’t protest by burning the white house because trump’s already trashed it

Don’t give Trump an excuse to invade.

Actually, I did. Where is this addressed?

Can’t wait until someone tells them about Windows 11.

<checks popcorn supply>

Oh. I thought this was an ICE agent, but he’s too slender.