Okay, troll.

Consumers will love it because they now have skin in the game! - some exec

If a real physical clock, that’s a helluva set of complications.

If a boss ever tells me to mind my language, it will be met with an immediate “fuck off with that bullshit” response followed by a call to solve the impasse rationally without resorting to control tactics. No threat, just shock match the energy then bring the conversation back to the ground. If that does not succeed, I would quietly hand my notice the following morning.

Their brains aren’t big enough to count like you and me.

Only if you really want to blow their doors off.

Pac-Man, Dig-Dug, Space Invaders (on an Atari 2600), Tempest and Pitfall!

It was the primary nail in my mother’s coffin and her mother’s coffin too.

It’s just hard to directly translate accurately from the original Klingon texts.

One in El Salvador, perhaps?

A surprisingly large number of people don’t vote. I refuse to believe that anything approaching half of voting-age Americans support this. Unfortunately, here we are.

Come on Eileen.

I got this. For those that don’t, search about reiserfs and the author’s criminal history.

One can be both smart and stupid at the same time.

So they are monitoring basically everyone.

I want one of these in my bud-hole.

NGL, this sounds pretty awesome.

Filed under, “it takes one to know one.”

I’m in this picture and I don’t like it.