Yeah!

Of course you didn’t! Because you never needed to use hasers to read CDs (commodious disks)

No problem! I worked hard on this engagement!

Thanks to this mistake, they never had to invent HASERs (heavy amplification by stimulated emission of radiation). Fail fast, fail cheap!

It’s just a prank bro! Better than pulling their pants down

What about Poland? Did we forget about Poland again?

haha

What color am I?

Pagan weed-abusing woman? Patients in deep coma? Unattractive people? Sorry, I don’t speak american

Tired of life due to incurable illnesses, I am considering bequeathing my financial and real estate fortunes to an honest person who will manage them wisely.

Very educative! Now I know what rich people do when their stuff breks

My dream is to be a shotgun shell

Wow! A big one.

I pushed the wire up my peehole and now it’s urealinnk

That’s a lot! A whole pot!

blue

Yeah! I’m glad I don’t have to see them.

Where cigs

for you too!

I called the prosecutor and she said “Yeah!”