

I spent $2000 on my laptop (for a 4k touchscreen) in 2019, and it doesn’t even play games.


I spent $2000 on my laptop (for a 4k touchscreen) in 2019, and it doesn’t even play games.


tfw your big titty wolfman gf won’t maim you to get out of the test


Why is Israel sending children to fight?
Lex Luthor obviously


Because github doesn’t support Lore (yet)


Like they’d ever use ActivityPub instead of their own ATProtocol.


It’s hot grease, not oil. Oil won’t solidify in the pipes.
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You’re not cheddar, you’re just some common bitch!
Your final tattoo will be formaldehyde.


All the people who complain about games being woke don’t play any games.


Calls in work gay


Surely there was at least one fatality from someone writing a letter while driving.


It’s a shame they’re on Paramount.
In the words of Leela: “You’re a man, and I’m a woman. We’re just too different.”
“And to show you we’re serious, you have 2 weeks.”


She drinks at home and that’s final!


He’ll be too busy fighting some guy.
The green water got me haha