they don’t need to know they’re pregnant, the body has ways of shutting that down

cook it

this was a Google April fools joke like 12 years ago

bro, i know all that stuff is bad, but have you heard her laugh? we made a solid choice.

(i hope i don’t need the /s, but Poe’s Law says i probably do)

if you’re still heavily invested in the stock market near retirement age, you’re doing something very wrong

arsenic, no?

i can’t read what’s under the sharpie. hemoglobin? guys a vampire i guess

dang i want to try an eagle burger now

almost certainly?

it’s refreshing to see a story about a cop just embezzling, instead of raping and murdering people

no a water heater heats the water.

a watersoftener removes dissolved minerals from water

i didn’t realize things had gotten so bad

I’m curious, what would happen if you failed kids anyway, despite the pressure from admin?

I’m going to start calling area “2-dimensional volume”

i like how Mike Judge found the stupidest looking shoes he could find, from a new niche shoe company. These will never take off, he thinks; they’re too hideous. So he puts everyone in crocs and chortles to himself. And then, 20 years later …

hygiene poverty, what a weird way to say “stinky”

terrible headline. good news.

same thing happened to my son’s laptop when the battery started going bad. how old is the laptop (and the battery)?

reminds me of yahoo serious splitting a beer atom with a chisel in his shed. young einstein, what a fun movie

how would you be able to tell the difference in spoken language?