On the upside, it’s mostly morons and assholes. The reporting that’s got Musk snorting rails of battery pack acid and pursing his oh-so-ruby lips basically addresses the stark increase in both the assholes and the vastly more numerous waterheads they manipulate and grift. I’ve looked at #X from others’ accounts and it’s hilarious. I’d feel guilty if I were to sign up. Undignified. Embarrassing. Icky.

For what it’s worth, news that other nations also have sleazy rich assholes calling their important shots is a true comfort to Americans. If y’all could get Sunak to submit to an ass-thrusting by a pornstar with a strap-on and to mock some handicapped folks we’d really show you a smile.