Female spotted hyenas have pseudo-penises and no vaginal opening. They instead dock and give birth through their dicks

The C standard for different ints is absolutely cursed, even after C99 tried to normalize it. The only requirement is that sizeof(char) <= sizeof(short) <= sizeof(int) <= sizeof(long) <= sizeof(long long) and sizeof(char) == 1. Mind you they don’t define what size a byte is so you technically can have an architecture where all of those are 64 bits. Oh and for that same reason exact-size types (int32_t, uint16_t etc) are not guaranteed to be defined

Fuck

isn’t run by the devil

He literally appears in the first hour of gameplay

That’s an empty file

Three couples got engaged in that ballpit!

Bold of you to assume there’s anyone neurotypical on here

Actually they use any pronouns

“You don’t debug embedded” ~my brother, who’s been working in embedded for almost 15 years

Everything Bart Bonte has ever made, they’re like <20MB each

This is the way

Fertilizer, presumably

ctrl+r to WHAT

IM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW

Me, literally training a neutral net to generate pictures of carrot cakes right now:

My disease is chronic but my ass is iconic

Are you new here

Same energy but even worse

Dj0nt