Now we know what that long one with the hooks is for.

I think my partner is panromantic/heterosexual. He’s got some friends where any stranger would reasonably assume they were dating, but he’s just not into dick in the slightest.

I don’t know about petroleum jelly, but I know you can drink mineral oil as a laxative, and that’s basically the same stuff just runny.

I was so happy when I finally found out about VLC, haha

In the US, jelly is pectin-thickened juice but jam leaves the fruit puree in it.

Edit: Jelly is also a thicker gel texture, and jam is still quite loose.

Sorry, by ‘problem’ I meant the chronic insomnia he was treating with propofol, haha.

But yeah, it’s absolutely the kind of drug only rich people could abuse, just because getting ahold of it and an anesthesiologist willing to break the rules is hella expensive.

It’s the age old question, is the problem worse than the side effects from treating it?

you can define the 2 genders however you want

Excuse me, in binary there are 10 genders.

Propofol felt like the best nap ever for me, never woken up more refreshed in my life. I 200% understand why Jackson did it.

The british colonies all share the same trait of having animals that are named after superficially similar European animals. It’s like how the American Robin and the European Robin are two completely different birds that just look sorta similar.

Insert the “if they find out we can shapeshift, they’re going to tell the church” audio clip.

Yeah, I used to be really athletic as a teenager, but then had a fall, dislocated my knee, and had to put it back myself because I couldn’t afford medical treatment pre-Obamacare.

Now, twenty years and many injuries later, it turns out I’ve got a connective tissue disorder that makes my joints really weak. It was never addressed, so my feet keep going to first position for extra support, but thats wrecking my hips.

I don’t know how to be active without hurting myself further, and I can’t afford a pro to spot me.

I can’t catcall somebody with a dog avatar. Geeze, work with me here. Gotta have a cat I can pspsps

Jraphics Interchange Format?

Don’t worry, I can do it automatically at the ATM machine.

I know this was a rhetorical question, but here’s a real answer anyways.

Evolution isn’t smart, and it doesn’t care if something kills you, so long as you can pass the genes on first. Boobs are for feeding babies. If more mammary tissue mean you can make more milk for your baby, you’ve got a better chance of your child surviving infancy and passing that gene on.

Also, boobs are a large percent fat, which functions as both nutritional and hydration reserves that are used during pregnancy/breastfeeding to ensure the baby survives and passes the gene on.

For better or for worse, my back pain doesn’t make me any less sexy.

inhales

Time is a metaphor, a human construct that we’ve devised to explain how the quantum entanglements affect us. It’s like how we use color as a way to describe how we sense a portion of the electromagnetic spectrum with our optical organs. Neither time nor color are “real” in the sense that you can find a physical atom of it, but still useful language to describe how we interact with the world around us.

No, we had free porn, it was just harder to find and would take fifteen minutes to load a non-potato quality file. Often, your browser would just give up before it even loaded a nipple.

It worked so well for Fetterman, Kyle Langford is gonna try it. He’s floated soundbites last year about how migrant women should be required to marry for citizenship and how auschwitz 2.0 will solve unemployment, but now he’s running for congress as a Dem and has shinied up his page to look progressive.

Username checks out, lol