I hope it comes with a stylus.

Not for any technical reason afaik. My LG G7 is plenty modern and has a 3.5mm jack. It also has Bluetooth, so it’s not like it’s an either/or choice. It’s just the manufacturers dictating what choices consumers have.

“Sure, it might take one year to learn the basics, but it’s worth it if you ask me – or anyone who uses Vim.”

This can’t be true, but it feels true.