imagine the roach empires that will rise once we do ourselves in

duuuuuuuuval!

fuck a day! do it for a week, a month!

I sneezed once and threw my back out

🤔…that’s gonna chafe

do you know about the cup sizes?

imprisoned?! ha! those files have been lost or scrubbed cleaner than Martha Stewart’s vagina!

now it’s a bearded chameleon

that’s fucking awesome! rad!

Elijah Has

giddyup

yet people keep going back to craptube and not supporting any new platforms

oh look a rabbit!

achoooooo

holy shit! that cat’s got a quato!

woof pastry!

if anyone who calls themselves punk goes to this, well, you’re not really punk…just an asshole.

look…I’m just glad roaches don’t have sharp teeth and spiders can’t fly.

let’s stop while we’re ahead

"you look so thin, are you eating enough "

cries in grandma

I’m no scientist, butt I believe that is an image of Jupiter’s Uranus

Dutch bros isn’t coffee lol it’s sugar water with flavoring