Im not a luddite, I’ll still use clay tablets.

VER gets a puncture and finishes fifth for his fifth, PIA and NOR take each other fighting. Stella, PIA, NOR are seen beating Zac at the back of the garage.

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Can’t stop my imagination GoVeRnMeNt! I’ll masturbate to all those geriatric fucks.

Is that what mr. cirrhosis is trying to do? I thought it was a failed L-sit pull up that he had to kick out to get his nose to clear the bar

Most of human history:

Unfortunately, anti aging is exercise(even light calisthenics like yoga and walking outside) , eating healthy(preferably as vegetarian as possible for heart health) , never stop learning and socializing.

Pro aging is modern living: sedentary, eating highly processed foods, being a shut in just consuming content.

From my experience, both are positive feed back loops. Being sedentary makes you tired. You are too tired to cook, so you eat what’s easy. It’s easier to stay home than going out. You dont sleep well from stress so you’re tired all day, over eating, and drinking as much caffeine as you’re body can handle.

Exercise gives you energy, better mood, reduces stress, helps you sleep better, which means you’re more likely to cook healthy, go out and socialize etc, etc.

It sucks because there’s inertia and, even when I was working out 3 or 4 times a week, I never felt happy about going to exercise until about halfway through or coming home.

I work in a hospital and see people with really bad quality of life. I know that obviously people in hospitals are sick, but with dementia in their 50s and 60 year olds that are just strong enough to walk to the bathroom with assistance I hope I die before any serious problems come up.

Why must life be so hard!

Also Russian age different. They go from young looking 18-25 to 60 year old at 35

There’s also the babushka bomb

I can’t remember who, maybe audi or Lexus, but they are engineering their electric engines to make a pleasant base noise instead of the regular spaceship noises.

Ima start calling myself that whenever I get asked why im eating a whole sleeve of oreos.

Is this not his official government photo? Lol

I’m suffering from the Kirk effect where I don’t know what Vance actually looks like anymore. After kirk’s final debate, his face still looked comically small.

They gonna get saline instead of actual meds. Patient is gonna hobble out cause the lib nurse is gonna poison them with covid boosters and Tylenol.

I’ve been seeing a lot of attacks on AOC being establishment dem and not really a progressive. I wonder if it’s because the right thinks she’s going to run for president and they gotta start early like with hillary.

Got upset he was cheating with bubba

I either wake up rested or not my problem anymore.

remains stubbornly high

It was starting to go down under biden, but they wanted their little trade war.

He’s a POWER bottom, the most POWERFUL! everyone knows this.

im pretty sure its this