This one’s easy.

Trump is happy in the top one because he’s the only narcissist in the room.

Trump is unhappy in the bottom one because Elon is another malignant narcissist, who is stealing Trump’s spotlight.

This necklace is a warning sign that says “Do not have sex with this person.”

Im here, and excruciatingly human.

Trump’s response will be to call these women “ugly”, “nasty”, “not my type”.

Star wars posts are so cringe. I had anything related to star wars blocked when I still used Reddit.

Uhh, about 83 million years separated these two species.

I’m Cotton Stick… Cotton Stick Galore.

Anyone using the term “leftist” is a faithful republican. Non republicans don’t think like this.

“It’s the only thing that makes me feel significant in a society that I struggle to understand” - Large truck owners (if they were literate)

What do you think they signed up for, chap?

Trump kicks Ukraine because he’s a Russian asset and that’s what Putin has ordered.

Down voted for being esoteric.

“Alexa, from now on, call me ‘Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati’.”

“Champagne businesses in the U.S.”

What an uncultured dumbass.

This right here. It’s not that people don’t want kids. It’s that they’re at their breaking point already.

Oh look, it’s the US voters that sat out and fucked the world.

Why would Joe make face at this? He’s on the tit.

Uhh, the US voters gave up their right to an opinion when they voted him in the second time. It’s his way now.

I got banned from the “Name My Cat” thread because I CONTEND that all cats should be named Dickface.

SEE NUMBERS 1 AND 3 ABOVE.