I’m fine with it.

They literally are!

How did the former model who partied with Leonardo DiCaprio and graced the cover of international magazines come to groom her followers and lure them into sexual exploitation?

If she partied with any celebrities, she was probably working on getting them to buy her product.

The secret service are so pissed their guy missed the shot.

And unlike Trump, losing Jon would be a national tragedy.

He can’t give his blood away because then people can do paternity tests.

He’s going to argue to take everyone’s guns away while blaming it on the democrats.

That immunity will pay off when Biden orders another hit.

Unfortunately the only approved color is white. However, the RNC has a white hood manufacturer on call and can provide them at the door for a premium price.

AAHHH! My phrastiphobia is kicking in.

The other 35% is Jesus.

Exactly. Politicians serve the people. Or else.

No its—damnit.

Gas was $0.89

Only politicians are against violence against politicians

Let’s just make the hand wave a racist hand gesture.

hello 👋

fuck you too buddy!!

Guy must have gotten his health tips from US conservatives. I wonder how he feels about bleach.

And the Supreme Court already said the sitting president can do whatever they want.

Or the most hilariously aware.

It literally is!