This sounds like how Dahmer got his start.

10% of me expected the announcement about naughtiness to turn into an adult movie at the end.

JD has really been pulling through for us.

Payout. Everyone’s in it for # 1.

I think Doom is more on par w HR

This statement will always be true.

I quit alcohol during the 2016 election.

It was either a huge mistake or it saved my life. Probably both.

I bought a new car a couple of months ago. It wasn’t easy.

I’m kind of waiting for: God has decided to back Trump for now but patience wearing thin or some such similar ridiculousness in this reality.

It’s actually LA and I, ironically, now live in the Bay Area.

Have you seen their job ads? My job which is in business operations is paying $480k. In the real world it pays about $80-100k.

I think the next big thing is affordable local entertainment. What’s old is new again. I could be wrong.

I have no idea what is going to happen. We elected that man to office twice and are capable of anything.

This is wonderful/terrifying. Asia and Africa can be enjoyed via Youtube.

Time for the Satanic Temple to do its work.

It’s not just about getting elected first. You need to keep getting elected. In order to do that, you need to phone bank for money at the RNC/DNC (2 short blocks from Congress!). If you don’t meet your minimum revenue, the leadership of the party will turn on you and put a challenger in your district to primary you out.

I suggest a judge lottery.

One threat of annihilating them from existence and they’re all upset. Isn’t it just normal these threats flying around?

I swear to God are these people real?

The department is going to lose this argumnet.