What about Dr Fishman from Arrested Development?

Individual efforts are cool & all, but… maybe it’s not entirely on the regular Schmoe

I mean… they’re barbarians, not BARBARIANS

Sure, he was arrested, but the playground cred he just earned is going to carry him long beyond any incarceration.

It’s embroidered on her apron (?)

It’s 100% a lose-lose situation no matter how you chop it up, so if I can at least get some Betelgeuse-level of affection from the designated House slut in the meantime, it’ll dull the pain otherwise.

Seat #9 - at least I could get a handie from BoBo after a few in-flight vodkas…

There’d be hair restoration & ED specialized wizards within a year.

Here’s another example of a fuckwit “celebrity” who just couldn’t keep their shit opinions to themselves & now they’re going to get absolutely drug for the next few months, their lives (hopefully) turned upside down.

Hope that RNC check was enough, burnt jizzbag

Good. They’ve been stealing from their customers for decades; this is fuckin’ karmic.

Southwest Airlines be like…

Welp, when your self-identity is directly correlated to your political beliefs & said beliefs are inherently hateful & divisive against minorities, it’s pretty tough to be confidently open about your “real you”

Big bunch of repressed & depressed dads who are taking advantage of their time away from the fam…

Welp, now I get to discuss this thing for ogre chicks with my therapist… because no. 3 can get it

Welp, if Butch Cassidy over there can’t be a police person anymore, maybe karma will catch up to him & he’ll catch a hot cop slug in the forehead for no good reason too.

There’s a special, extra-fuckin-hot area of space in Hell for worthless pieces of shit like this. Typically, I find the death penalty to be a bit too much, but for these two chunks of fetid rat shit, I feel like I could be pretty easily convinced to support an exception here… ideally if it’s in a similar way to how they treated those poor children.

Well, if this is the case, we should hurry up & get his ass in the hoosegow. With his present finances in such disarray, the poor guy won’t be able to afford getting any sicker without a dedicated nurse.

Why is it exactly what not to do? It’s an AI’s interpretation of its own “brain”

Well, good- I sure as hell wasn’t going to vote for a filthy, slimy criminal with a drug problem

It’s more efficient that way, eliminating steps and whatnot