Rimmer, you silly fucker.

The Reptile is an anagram of Peter Thiel.

If their operation works as well as Tesla’s Autopilot, then no fucking thanks, ass-wipe.

*doorstep

I guess if I hadn’t hit a growth spurt in high school, and remained a virginal pipsqueak with no personality, I too might have turned out to be a psychotic racist asshole. As it is, I’m just a run-of-the-mill asshole.

Kick the wife and fuck the dog.

I don’t know nothing about nothing.

EVs in general, as they are now, aren’t a good long term investment. After six years they’ll need a new battery that will cost more than the car is worth, unless there’s some leap forward in battery manufacturing.

Four or five years ago, (before the wind, before the snow) before the Cyber Dumpster came out, Louis Rossmann did a story about a guy who bought a used Tesla Model S with the upgraded range. When he took it in for some minor repair, Tesla “revoked” the range upgrade and tried to shake the guy down for $6k to “restore” said upgrade. I knew then that Tesla was a company I wanted nothing to do with.

Corey Booger(sic) is an asshole sellout.

Did you know that the CDC approved Ivermectin as a treatment for COVID last year? I bet you’re one of those dipshits that still call it “horse paste” (a Nobel Prize winning medicine). I take Wikipedia with a grain of salt, it being about as reliable as network news, and just as controlled by certain initialized groups. Do you accept network news this uncritically?

Fucking pigs make me sick.This country is beyond fucked.

Watch this: Dr. John Campbell on negative efficacy. I wasn’t “anti vax” before COVID hit. Remember, It was the Orange Asshole who bragged about Project Warp Speed. I sincerely believe these rotten fucks (a.k.a. the government) are trying to kill us off, like the “boiling frog” analogy (which was supposedly disproven).

Dragon’s Lair. Every once in a while some idiot on FB will talk about how great of a game it was. My thought in that situation: “How nice for you Mr. Moneybags!” There was no skill or strat to the game, it was just an expensive version of Simon: memorize left or right, up or down. To a poor kid like me, it was anathema to going to the arcade if I could burn through $5 in 5 minutes.

Dig-Dug gets an honorable mention: it was a slower, shittier version of Mr. Do! in my opinion. I thought I read an article that game owners could program the game to have slower reaction time which makes sense for my experience. I later found out that that was a feature in a lot of games, like in Gauntlet, they could set health pots to give more or less health, and Mortal Combat could literally cheat by cutting out frames of animation to perform certain attacks “faster”.

Also, enemies of the Bene Gesserit call them “witches” because the skills they have seem like magic to outsiders.

I know, right? Nothing like a huge dump of adrenaline caused by the unmitigated rage you get from seeing the huge pile of shit left by the previous shift. Better than caffeine to wake you up.

Success Kid, Disaster Girl and Grumpy Cat. Same rules apply as AFV: kids and pets win every time.

That was my thought too. It’s only obvious if you watch a lot of M. Night. Shyamalan or Stephen King movies.

With this shithole economy, assuming you live in the U.S., I wouldn’t put it past them to repeal the ADA. You might be safer keeping it under your hat for now.

So the fat POS man-baby is gonna throw a fucking tantrum, and what? Declare war on the world? This year is already a dumpster-fire because of this human shit-stain.