onionguy

“Drinking with opposite sides of the mouth” great title for a book lol

He looks like a toddler lol

I heard somewhere that the appeal of reality tv is that in it social norms negotiated. People always tend to “update” their understanding of what’s socially acceptable behavior and what is not. Reality tv to many people is just a means for them to rate what behavior is good and what’s bad. What they often dont unerstand, is the extent to which these shows are scripted and that the writers and media channels are the ones who predetermine the roles and morals.

So what you percieve as “bad” about reality tv might be that the framework in which norms are being discussed is extremely flat and homogenous.

Or in other words the characters and the writing just sucks.

Hold the laptop upright. Put the glass on the laptop, smoke the cigar and drink from the glass alternating with the free hand.

Working on a farm rn and they got the cutest Alpakas.

This is honestly so cool. It reminds me that we’re friggin Aliens.

I recommend Bone Lake It’s a funny romcon about two couples that get double booked on a romantic holiday manison. It has all kinds of crazy shenannigans and there’s even a proposal!

Not aragain…

Ah yes, 4chan, the pinnacle of unbiased moral discussion and verified news. A beacon of truth and honesty.

Agree with your respect for life sentiment tho.

Love the template! Parcs and rec is life

We got ourselves a Lanthimos fan ;) Nice movies!

Amazing show.

FC Bayern

Let me just say that the questions asked here always seem to be smart and engaging to me. I also mostly just reply but a good question seems to be a great first way to start a lively discussion and I see those often around here.

Que linda idéa. Siempre estoy feliz cuando tengo la opportunidad de practicar los dos con alguien! ☺️

Shred it

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your “life”. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I like your style my friend.

Hatte jetz spontan diesen Vier-Farben-Holzbuntstift im Kopf und war kurz irritiert von der Vorstellung dass deine Skripte alle regenbogenfarbig waren lel

Holy St. Florian, that burn’s even harder than the great Fire of London 1666