And my cat goes passive resistance limp no matter what if I need to get up 🙃

They deserve it for still being on that nazi platform

That’s one heck of a chuffed cat you got there

He is the best cat. Treasure him

Going to a protest? Don’t bring your phone without doing this first

I’m skeptical of bringing your phone at all, either in airplane mode or off, because modern phones still broadcast location when it’s ‘dead’ in order for you to find it. But I don’t know enough about that to say for sure

This is old news from may 2025

Unfortunately this will have to stay fiction. Corporations are already siding with the gestapo when they call to complain about being denied entry.

That McDonald’s that put up a sign had to take it down, corporate made them do it

The real pro tip is always in the comments.

Some things never change

As my recent hunt for a new monitor can attest to, you actually pay less for curved than a regular screen of the same specs.

I don’t know if they made a bunch and now can’t sell them and thus they’re all discounted or if they’re cheaper because they’re only making those now aka economy of scale.

Either way I’m not here for it so I paid more for that regular monitor.

What do they care? They’re already breaking all kinds of laws, not having a license isn’t going to stop any of them

#6-8 look to still have their thumbs, they should be able to retain some function.

The rest look like they all get pirate hooks for their stumps

If your cat is breaking the skin, you’ve got a problem.

My hand usually ends up scratched to hell and back, but only surface, never breaking skin because I’ve taught my fur baby what’s too much and what’s okay for play. Also helps that I keep her toe knives clipped. No regrets, I love a cat that likes to play

Finally, mosquitoes are good for something

They’re in the business of the cold math of reality, irrespective of moral compass. It’s why insurance companies are the only corporate entities taking climate change seriously, because it’s bad for business. Same for covering up priests who diddle kids

How poetic

You reap what you sow I guess

If you start on season 1, don’t let that dumpster fire dissuade you from the rest of the show. Once you get past that, the show is solid

Begun the robot war, has

Great, economies of scale to bring down prices.

Just don’t make it all that curved screen gimmick of the year nonsense

With what army exactly?

But I love when the guy at work says ’son of a biscuit’ when something goes wrong