“I Have No Arms, and I Must Lean”

Entrance hidden by thighs and stubble

Yup

That just gave me the idea that it would be fun to inspect exit a little.

Which led me down this path:

>>> repr(exit)
'Use exit() or Ctrl-Z plus Return to exit'
>>> dir(exit)
[(...), 'eof', 'name']
>>> exit.eof, exit.name
('Ctrl-Z plus Return', 'exit')

Okay, cool, the “Use exit() etc.” blurb appears because it’s the function’s repr, and the string is assembled from its name and eof properties.

Now let’s try to make our own:

>>> exit.__class__
<class '_sitebuiltins.Quitter'>
>>> gtfo = exit.__class__()
TypeError: Quitter.__init__() missing 2 required positional arguments: 'name' and 'eof'

Oh Python, you shouldn’t have.

>>> gtfo = exit.__class__("a big puff of smoke", "a sneaky skedaddle")
>>> gtfo
Use a big puff of smoke() or a sneaky skedaddle to exit

Beauty!

You forgot the most important part: With the help of the Bears, you subjugate all three tribes, steal their wealth, murder their people, and eradicate their culture.

SELL THEIR HOUSES TO WHO, JOSH? FUCKING i don’t actually have anything for this

His problem is that he’s stringing too many sentences together.

You’ll love this:

https://i.imgur.com/wn5VDPt.jpeg

Hidden feature: Defines a tariff.admin.impeach function that increments a global counter and does absolutely nothing else

Honestly, that portrait looks more human than the real thing. Why is he upset?

Quick maffs

“I am a tough guy. I will be very firm.”

Can’t even sound tough if he tries. Fucking loser that he is.

If you look up “yoink” in a dictionary, it should link to this video.

That’s probably why.