sharp intake of breath “I can see your problem, mate. It’s fur balls.”

Jack wasn’t any better. They both spent the day sleeping indoors.

I bet they have many adventures caused by this misunderstanding.

If I tried to sleep like that I would end up regretting it.

I use Pringle lids.

I didn’t stop to think if I should, I was preoccupied with whether or not I could.

If you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you.

Laser pointers for every human!

Rus, Ver, Ant.

Cat toast time

I took a low res thumbnail and used AI to upscale it.

Great Scott!

A friend of mine joked about having a Kleiner cushion, so I went and made one.

I can fix it, mate. But I’ll have to order the parts from Germany.

Back then, my wife wanted to play Halo 5 co-op and without split screen, this was the best way to do it.

When Xbox did this you paid monthly, subscribed to game pass and at the end of two years you owned the console. It was also less expensive than the separate cost of console and subscription, to the tune of 1p. 😂

That’s much too vulgar a display of power

Them: “Hello, how can I help you?” Me: “Can you put me back on hold please”

Bat Cat doesn’t kill birds or mice, he beats them up and leaves them by the kitchen door for you to deal with.

Well, well, we’ll. How the turntables.