Erotica.

You single?

I dont think you should put them back in. Maybe alter and clean it up, leave it stylish and exposed.

Your average Griffith enjoyer

You don’t know this person from adam, not truly. Proceed with extreme caution. I have no doubt this person has disabilities, but for all you know, her parents are secretly okay people with a troubled daughter they are trying to care for. Unless you are filthy rich, you have very few options. You can encourage her to leave for a shelter, pay for her online therapy, or simply allow her to continue to vent. Without knowing this person irl or their circumstances, I would do my best not to jump to concrete conclusions.

Rude.

I am drunk and this is very funny

Ugh. Five years? And then he ruined my life twice.

I have an excel sheet with tasks and a random number generator.

I also have to try a new food every time I’m at the grocery store

Straight to jail.

This isn’t true at all. Everywhere you see average guys out there with girls. Yes, attractive people gain attention. But also, average people date.

God this is so stupid and silly I can’t even

Neat!

…. You okay bro? No one is asking “what do you being to the table.”

Yes, there are basic qualifications people are looking for: hygiene, dependability, a job, minimal debt, personality, just be a good person.

These should come standard.

I love this so much I saved it

This is delightful, thank you for sharing.

This is hilarious.

This might be one of the greatest things I have ever seen.

Sir pull your black knickers up, this isnt a NSFW sub

Might as well buy stuff at a thrift store. You find quality and good fabric as long as you’re willing to sift. I buy 120-200 dollar cashmere sweaters for 20-25 bucks. I don’t trust that cheap shit either. If it’s cotton, cool, but if it’s not… 2 bucks is hella suspicious.