I like to reimagine Microsoft as a company that has zero value. Oh wait, they realised that by themselves!

Call of Duty predicted the future

Jorkin it till your face bleeds seems like an even worse problem than a tiny arm

The world would be a better place if Nigel was under some green land.

Why does he look like the meme where his eyes are also mouths?

Only ³/₄ left to go!

I shit wherever I like.

Added $2.25 trillion of debt but only skimmed off $1.4 billion himself? Amateur.

That number is generally considered to be larger than .4

Starmer about to label “Greenland Action” a terrorist group and throw the guy in jail.

Upload verification video of drinking verification can

If the Nazi enjoys it, you’re sending the wrong message

The man just really likes bananas.

Well that there is the problem: Sweden is still fully bought in to the Reagan era take on drugs.

You need to try it while making eye contact with strangers and you’re more likely to get offers of cock and semen.

Just do us an iconic and eternal art piece and we might be able to come up with $30 and a hotdog.

That’s okay I’ll have şiş kebap, which is the same thing.

French flavour over freedom flavour? How unamerican. Telling your citizens to fuck off, now that’s patriotism.

Its funny that the game is 20 years old and people still make this assumption from the title alone.

Ok, I’ll set my forge to 0.064° higher for optimal melting.