I was planning to harvest the seeds from this one. I hope it was a raccoon and I hope someone got to see a raccoon rolling a pumpkin down the sidewalk

I live in a city, so maybe a raccoon

I started growing pumpkin plants in May so I would have big orange pumpkins and long vines in the yard for Halloween visitors. I had one big, beautiful, bright orange, basketball-sized pumpkin right at the corner of the driveway/sidewalk that I’ve been caring for since it was pollinated in late August.

This morning, I walked down the driveway and saw the vine was ripped and strewn across the sidewalk. Someone stole my fucking pumpkin last night

Born 1977

Born 1942

Born 1962

My appendectomy cost $10k out of pocket WITH $450/month INSURANCE

Wonder if they remember to put it on front facing?

It’s important they clarify it’s not 7 times larger

Took a second. If I cross my eyes it’s like he’s looking right at me

White, married, make ~$160k/yr combined (pretax). No kids, vasectomy. Climate change and the complete lack of pro-natal infrastructure in our society is why. No nearby family to rely on, and by the time we finish our 8 hour days, neither of us has the energy to prepare a meal and care for a child. I don’t really love being alive and I’d have a lot of regret bringing in someone to a worse world and make them deal with that feeling every day

Pale, wearing red shirt makes him appear more red, bad white balance on camera, rosacea skin condition, sun damage by being a pale outdoor sports guy.

Almost all the murders were committed by pro cop reactionaries (think the only exceptions were Michael Reinhold used lethal force in self defense against a proud boy and someone else mentioned the biker chud that got lit up by a security guard).

Police injured tens of thousands (rubber bullets into eyes and groins, tear gas canisters to heads, sound weapons, batons, etc).

Ah yes, the strategy of “ignoring well publicized storm reports” and “not taking a single well-established precaution such as lowering the rudder for stability and closing windows and doors”

Came here to post this

Am childless, having a vasectomy in 5 days

Her brother worked for Uber to make sure they beat that law in California that would have made gig workers employees

Jawbones, uh, checks notes, a trait only found in men?

Could be the UA trident

Yeah, there’s a bit of “confirmation through assumption” going on with this one. I am extra incredulous to assume an Israeli mercenary is sporting SS insignia

We had the Disney channel on tv, so I watched that probably 50 times. Not because I liked it but because what else was I going to do? Also saw Johnny Tsunami, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, Smart House, Hocus Pocus. It was bad, but it was content

Okay, while the “fell out of a coconut tree” tree line is fine, referring to a brown skinned person as a “coconut” is indeed problematic. “Brown on the outside, white on the inside”. Even if it’s kinda true in her case