Sorry for the late reply, they are not nato straps they’re marine nationale/parachute straps.

Less bulky, more stretchy depending on the material you choose, infinitely adjustable, and very comfortable.

My bad I didn’t mean the Erika’s originals, those are stupid expensive for what they are.

Check out the Watch Steward. Those imo are the best bang for your buck when it comes to these style of straps.

I personally like MN straps better. They look like nato straps but way more comfortable.

Wow interesting. TIL that some people prefer pressure washing their ass hole, instead of wiping.

I will say though that I’m convinced the toilet paper at my work is actually 1000 grit sand paper. It’s a bit of a miserable experience so I can see why a bidet is preferred at times.

Is it weird having water sprayed in your ass like that? Also how do you dry, you just pull your pants up with wet ass cheeks?

Probably should have led with the fact that Kevin is a dog…

I wish I knew what any of this meant…

They also make watches now apparently