Magician [he/him, they/them]
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Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fumingEnglish
17·2 years agoI love this website so much.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fumingEnglish
16·2 years agoWhat if I was just unconsciously hoping my pet lib would get a redemption arc?
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fumingEnglish
90·2 years agoNo the fuck we don’t.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fumingEnglish
42·2 years agoLMAO also, what if they’re trying to find a justifiable reason for Biden to win and they throw Colbert to the wolves over this in November?
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•Stephen Colbert's 'cringe' Joe Biden parody as toilet leaves fans fumingEnglish
93·2 years agoForcing people back to work during the pandemic didn’t do it, taking part in genocide didn’t do it, but this skit is what will have Biden remembered as a villain.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•fed the cows bird doodooEnglish
27·2 years agoReal Upton Sinclair hours.
Also I don’t trust any officials of the meat industry, period.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•i thought of a really funny joke, but i'm not sharing!English
8·2 years agoA fifteenth type of liberalism.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettothe_dunk_tank@hexbear.net•...and coconut!English
40·2 years ago
Always has been.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettothe_dunk_tank@hexbear.net•stephen colbert did a "skibidi biden" bit, it's even worse than it soundsEnglish
17·2 years agoCouldn’t even be clever enough to use SkiBiden Toilet
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettothe_dunk_tank@hexbear.net•stephen colbert did a "skibidi biden" bit, it's even worse than it soundsEnglish
37·2 years agoI hate how Colbert introduces this nightmare. And then the video of course references trump.
“trump is using hitler’s language”
Like it’s a warning? It’s not meant to be funny - just another thing for libs to remember shitty talking points that barely held to in 2020.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPtochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.English
6·2 years agoLook who studied mouse law!
spoiler
Didn’t know that was a thing
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.nettochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•New guy idea: Stereotypical redneck in every way, but instead of believing "The South Will Rise Again", believes "The USSR Will Rise Again".English
27·2 years agoI already have a thing for redneck guys, so this would help.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPtochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.English
7·2 years agoI would say that if people were set for life in a more humane, egalitarian society, one can choose to opt into experiments without there being financial incentives to ruin informed consent.
Volunteering in this society with how they treat test subjects (a term that’s already loaded as fuck) is letting an unchecked researcher and/or corporation to fuck you up and deny responsibility while waiting you out in court.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPtochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.English
9·2 years agoI’m glad they don’t want to touch what they fucked up, but I think this is a case of referring him to actual neurosurgeons to help him mitigate any potential damage at their own expense. They won’t because that’s admitting fault for litigation purposes, but Jesus that’s bad.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPtochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.English
10·2 years agoIt’s exactly what I expected to happen, but being right isn’t always much consolation.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPtochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.English
26·2 years agoI get it, but being disabled to that extent makes you reliant on other people to access resources and information to help you make informed decisions.
The accident happened while he was a teenager and I can’t imagine it’s easy to do independent research or evade pressure from peers when you can’t just disengage from a Tesla bro who wants to use your condition for clout.
I hope he figures out and denounces the whole thing, but at this point sunk cost sets in.
Magician [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOPtochapotraphouse@hexbear.net•So the Neuralink patient's implant is already failing.English
8·2 years agoOr they’ll move to a subscription model even though you paid initially for unlimited access to your [vital organ of choice]







Can gorillas in the Naruto universe perform jutsus?