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Lol, he was a push-over, though.
He would go ‘hey pretty momma’ and then take a tumble because the pretty momma knew martial arts.
He could deal with a ‘no’, too and move along.
You’re a pikey, Harry!


According to Douglas Adams, the hardest thing about flying is trying to miss the ground.

I apologize. I don’t even remember writing anything. I must’ve been drunk like an asshole.

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Here comes Stone Cold with the steel chair. Baw gawd!


I did the Khyber Pass in three parsecs.
One does not simply mor into walkdor.


I love Chewyorkie.
It’s not easy being green, Jerry.


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It’s good old BJ, of course.
Well, trucking is capitalized. So, I guess no.
Who doesn’t like to porg every once in a while?
So wars zumindest in Castle Wolfenstein.