This is known, the amount of aita, relationship advice stuff and astro turfing on reddit is insane. My rule of browsing reddit is you never take any of it seriously.

the “I want you to rub my belly” followed by - “no don’t touch my belly, now I’m ripping your arm”

Not all heroes wear capes

Whenever I have bought my kids off of amazon they have come with…

Say sorry and you won’t have to pay anything back