Isn’t this called, “competition”?

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They paid people good money to design and crate that.

I have it on good authority there is a 5th element. I saw it in a documentary. It’s … perfect.

I feel sorry for the Pacific.

For me it was The Amytiville Horror (1979). I still can’t look out of a window at night and not think of seeing eyes. I didn’t see the film until I was about 11, so mid 80s.

I binge watched American Primeval. Quite a brutal show, without much of it being positive. Enjoyed it though as its exactly how I’m feeling at the moment.

Hell yeah!

When I got my first tattoo 30 years ago, my then mother-in-law said I’d be in prison soon enough. So far I’ve managed to be a good citizen (it seems following the law is easy), but I’ve got a plan for this to prove her right. When I’m about to go bye bye , I’m going to strip naked and run around on live TV, probably at a sporting event. That will at least get me arrested, and if I resist arrest and generally be annoying, I’m might go to prison to let the state pay for all the medical things associated with my demise. These tattoos are a bad influence. Hell awaits.

To answer your questions:

1. No.
2. Yes.
3. I don’t have opportunity for gardening or a need for for firewood. Just this afternoon, I did just very successfully forage for yummy wild mushrooms for my lunch.

What do you do, stranger?

I have a motorbike I use infrequently, I eat red meat rarely, and I have no children. I feel like I’m doing my part.

Yeah, you’re right, but perhaps I should not be so dramatic abouts it ending the relationship. More that I’m worried the conversation will bring unnecessary stress on top of so much stress. If there wasn’t so much going on, this would be an easier conversation to have.

Lamb based Indian meals are just the best. The biryani is delicious, and I’m also particular to a lamb organ josh. Now I want one - Brick Lane, here I come!

I have thought this was a satirical account, so thanks for setting me straight. I don’t quite know what to say.

He’s a narcissist. This is what they do, or don’t do in this case.

I met some American military personnel in a bar in Singapore. It wasn’t on a military base. Their dates looked a lot older than 18.

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This just made me spit my beer and laugh out loud in a pub. Thank you.

It’s certainly up there with Russia and North Korea at the moment.

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