(hexbear is activitypub. i am offering you my hand in marriage etc)

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I would have challenged this two days ago but then I found out “Grimez” met Elon Musk on Lesswrong. I will level with you, meeting people off Discord, Reddit, and Twitter is feasible (or used to be for the latter ones). I am not happy to admit this. Why not activitypub? Or Matrix? People met thru IRC. Could you get into a tall hairy man who skulks around?

Heidegger and Hannah Arendt will never answer for the crimes they have committed against your brainpan

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Ha. It could help us understand a lot about how he chooses to interpret situations and people with limited context. Positively, negatively, hostile, fearful.

Let me give Kyle Rittenhouse a thematic apperception test I am normal and can be trusted to give marine candidates psychological exams

also fucking hilarious

Rittenhouse being rejected by the marines for not even meeting the minimum “spell your name using only letters” score

Is this a joke or just like a non robust CTE screening

1.) Okay this is a good argument for making the_dunk_tank for purely news articles if ppl already post it in chapotraphouse still and it’s like fine (like detailed point by point disintegration of the liberal thought process of the columnist, insults abt their character because hell yeah), who do I ping about that? Do people get mad about pings here? I will ping like 30 mfs in a plermoa thread loool anyways sorry that’s not interesting k on to

2.) Really debunks the whole billionaire success mindset shit if you think abt it, clearly this guy is not spending his time productively lol. Haven’t thought about the whole autobiography and shit rich people book scene for a while but it’s so funny talking to people who really believe that shit.

I didn’t even open it lmao because I saw the comments I think it’s gross. I’m not trying to get all depressed!

I heard there was a sincere defense of the whole hanging up SS flag picture against haters etc at the end but maybe that was a rly fucked up april fools. Mea culpa I tend to put focus into things like how hundreds of thousands of people’s lives being destroyed might finally stop rather than deciphering how jokes from people who are never funny work

The best jokes leave their audience feeling confused, a little angry, and unsure of what happened. Humor not required!

Capitalism is a mode of production that formed by consuming other modes of production (regions which generally had more capital and usury control where they were highly developed for the time period) in the areas which constituted the main population centers and developments of civilization throughout history up until one millenia ago. West Asia, India, and China. Since then Europeans have engaged in a campaign of suffering so massive it threatens to extinguish not only ways of life but forms of life, entire damn categories of lifeforms.

[giant Ettingermentum wall of text with thousands of stats from random counties]

actually despite living with it since well before WWI americans will finally reject fascism!!!

Look blueberries and cheese go hard. Slava

You’ve got to love a show that does a genocide-themed April Fool in the middle of an actual genocide! All I saw for TA was them laughing at people who were horrified by the thumbnail. Like it doesn’t have its own demoralizing effect. And then the actual show was Brace defending hanging up an SS flag. Very cool!

At least Carl Beijer’s April Fool made me click through to the actual joke (fake thumbnail, he’s written for Jacobin so the infamous COMPACT mag would not be a surprise to me, but I guess he despises them, good joke).

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@SexUnderSocialism@hexbear.net @RyanGosling@hexbear.net lol see what I mean?

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people see Russia as anti-imperialist because they remember the USSR and can’t tell the difference

FUCK YOU! Read a book, sweaty! No one thinks this! It’s about FINANCIAL IMPERIALISM! We can see Russia’s hand was forced, they finally realized the imperialist system cannot allow “”“developing”“” (more on this later) nations to rise up the value chain without being fully destabilized and disintegrating. India and South Aftica are continuously undeveloped and stripped by their facilitation of the exploitation of the even lower rungs.

How come you never hear discussion of them? Just Russia Russia Russia China China China DPRK China China Russia China DPRK Russia Russia Russia China! Fuck off! Guess Youtubers must be satisfied with anything laying half dead and its belly cut open, putrefaction and genocide spilling out into the streets, into Telegram! FUCK OFF!