Remember, Elon Musk was in America on a student visa but working for his brother’s company instead of attending school. That’s visa fraud, which you’re required to disclose on any subsequent visa or citizenship applications. He didn’t, so he’s also guilty of immigration fraud.

Anyone who runs on seizing his assets and locking that illegal immigrant in a detention facility gets my vote

Maybe liberation office, or just LibreOffice for short.

Claims to be pro life

I think I’m gonna take your word for it. I don’t need that kinda energy this early in the morning.

Different kind of dessert.

So ice cream or maybe something more cake-like?

Valve is also a privately owned company. They don’t need to make more money this quarter vs last quarter to keep shareholders happy, they can just be happy that they’re making a lot of money. That requirement to always become more profitable than before leads companies to enshitify products with anti-consumer “features” and cut costs (ie layoffs).

The kind that watches right wing propaganda 24/7 and is convinced that if billionaires can just make it to trillionaire status and we stop spending a few million on starving kids, we’ll unlock some fanciful utopia of everyone being rich by virtue of working hard.

Keep in mind, Nixon had a 24% approval before resigning, this was before Fox news was even created to run propaganda for conservatives. Even without fox, roughly a quarter of the country will just never change their mind.

It’s free, but I might start including ads in my hallucinations soon

Are you saying money didn’t exist until 1776?

You don’t need to have prime to buy stuff on Amazon.

It’s the old “media shows you an objectively attractive character then attempts to gaslight you into thinking they’re some kind of rotten gremlinesque undesirable” trope.

there’s no “Ok to be straight event”

That’s just everyday society

Allegedly

Here in America, we are absolutely free to live our lives exactly the way conservatives want us to. Unless of course you’re not white, in which case your right to exist is always a little up in the air.

I think the millions of slaves in America would disagree when the British empire outlawed slavery 30 years earlier without having a civil war over the issue.

The ol’ grippy sock vacation

Yellowstone’s writing was such a mess, plot lines dropped left and right, terribly written women, jarring tonal shifts, etc etc. And Taylor Sheridan writing himself in as the universally loved, handsomest, coolest, most coyboy-y cowboy that ever stopped a horse was just beyond cringe. Then he bought a ranch and shoehorned in a bunch of irrelevant scenes taking place at that ranch just to get a payday from the studio.

I’ll pass on any of his other work.