Yeah, that’s right. Turd Ferguson. It’s a funny name.

Heartbreaking: the worst AI I know just made a good point.

Sorry, what?

Autism aside, no one wants ‘accidental spit’ in their food.

Do you tend to have packs of fucking wild hogs sit in front of you or something?

I feel like if this is an issue for you, the spit isn’t accidental.

All Javerts are bastards.

I don’t know of anyone ever crediting Trump with making the video. I believe it’s been making the rounds on Nazified social media circles for a while.

The White House’s claim is that Trump didn’t post it, a staffer ‘mistakenly’ did so.

“Why, SeeMarkFly, does this mean we’re not friends anymore? You know, SeeMarkFly, if I thought you weren’t my friend… I just don’t think I could bear it!”

-Doc Holliday

Only after the billionaire had sex with it.

And then had it passed around among their associates.

Wait, how old are these dinosaurs?

Yeah, 24/7 and usually located near interstate highways to catch travellers looking for food or coffee at all hours.

He was born in England. What do you imagine he is, then, if not English?

Not to worry. He’s still riding half a bike.

Donald Trump has always been an openly racist moron and sexual predator.

And yet here we are.

Get back to Hell, Cheney.

I would guess this is from Discovery.

Speak for yourself, bub.

TIL Sean Astin’s mom was Patty Duke, and Gomez was his adoptive father.

Nigeria.

What are they allowing recently?

Whatever an openly corrupt administration wants.

Into the garbage chute, flyboy.

Hey, try not to lay any eggs on the way through the parking lot!

I trust nothing and no one anymore but tbh, I assume this is a completely unedited shot of JP, simply because of how clearly damaged and unhinged he has publically and enthusiatically shown himself to be for literal years now.

That said, come on, that can’t be real. Right?