Yeah the other guy got it. It is being named such not as an accident or subversion, but to serve as a declaration against it.

In 1984, it is revealed that the “ministries of” are not ironic nor accidental - they did not become twisted versions of their namesakes. They are so named to intentionally destroy the thing they are named after.

Ergo, “Ministry of Peace”

3pm is higher than today’s High. Weather man cant even get that right

As long as no one eats my pet poison-bees

I showed up here to make this joke too,haha

🎵I located this meme regarding how much life he has left after this procedure

Press R2 to connect your Ubisoft Account for online play!

but it’s a single player game

As long as she doesn’t let the Wallians out, those crafty fucks know what they did to deserve to be there!

Sort of yes, you can wager an event will happen and, because this is real life you can absolutely be the decider that something does or does not happen. The whole “sex toys at the WNBA” had 2 cases where the person who threw the toy was also in the pool for it to happen. The platform refused to pay out for these as far as I know, but these people were also arrested and verified and such. I don’t know what happens if you wager on a severe crime like an assassination, and don’t get caught - but if it’s a guarantee to get a visit from at least one of the three letter agencies if you opened that betting pool.

I’ve had theaters only allowing one refill, but that was either with a marker to the bottom or honor system (as far as that goes for $8 drinks). But tracking it with a chip is insanity

The real crime was how much those corns cost, all fancied up like that

I hate working with Medium Screen. I look at Medium Screen so long at work but then I get home and I love having Big Screen on while I scroll for anything entertaining on Little Screen.

Bit of the running gag and inverse, but Saitama (the protagonist) repeatedly kicks the shit out of Garou (a future arc antagonist) in One Punch Man. As a result to losing to “random strangers” Garou’s growth as a villain is directly influenced by his insecurity about how easily he is beaten. Saitama being the airhead doesn’t even recognize him until later.

Which was the style at the time!

As long as they dont show up 4 times in a row because you posted the same meme to the top 4 subs type reposting. Who cares who posted it lmao

I rev mine (lightly) because my v8 is cold and experiencing morning sickness with fluids - dont have the time to let it idle before leaving in the am.

I do not want to race you through this light, I do not want to turn first into a new neutral, i do not want to run my rpm so high on freezing cold fluids, but I will absolutely gap your soccervan if you want me to I guess because I will not sit behind your ass as you drive 10 under and then come to a fucking stop to turn into a parking lot in 2 blocks for the school.

Ok? I don’t dislike autistic people. Feels more of a shot at RFK while also getting to insult someone. Also, you get to avoid using a taboo word.

What of Davenports

“Man, you on the Tylenol huh” sounds way funnier anyway

A man reads the news of this break on his shigawire paper. “Huh that sucks,” he says, desensitized. “Still not the worst thing to happen this year” he muses to himself. He turns to get back into the food line, the zombie apocalypse on distant Terra already forgotten.