Could he look any twink-ier?

Wait until she finds out that by “one night stand” he means that they accidentally bumped calves under the table?

Yeah it’s fake ;)

They all thought he was an idiot. This stupid kid just on the tour had just revealed himself as a hick. You don’t take shower before a round of golf. The vets were all in their slacks and knit polo things with various hats and stuff, not like this Pennsylvania ding bat, just wearing a towel. The lad turned from his locker and faced the snickering crowd. He looked them into their eyes. Got their attention, stood on the bench, and dropped his towel. That was the day young Arnie Palmer asserted dominance over his challengers. Most of them were suffering from shaking hands so much they were well over par by the 5th hole. Speaking of 5th, Sam Sneed had his 5th heart attack the moment he saw… It.

Carrington Event type Solar flare

Florida gets another hurricane

Riot due to some sort of police provocation

So M69420 or one of those gangs Trump talks about: A good movie would be about them kidnapping Trump, and President Biden having to negotiate Trump’s release. Possibly involving pig fucking like that black mirror episode.

Megalopolis is being mocked by most and defended by a few, but I’ve yet to see anyone that truly understands it, even with computers.

chrissy-explain

Oh yeah, the best song about 9/11, John Vanderslice - Exodus Damage

https://youtu.be/mNNzGhzIAVo?si=LVZQ7B_MLW3wmDzx

Oh yeah, I used to want to make a homemade mst3k riff track for God is not Dead. I never saw it, but I remember so much of how it was described to me. An atheist professor winds up going to Hell through his pride and refusal to accept Jesus. Some Muslim girl realizes Jesus is the prophet that she is compelled by faith to follow. The atheist guy gets pwnd in class by some Christian student. He was also an atheist because he was “mad at God”, something about God didn’t save his mother from dying. Anyway, this needs 2 nerds explaining fallacies and making counter arguments, thus all who hear it will give up their superstitious world views and take up the cause of rationality.

Conschept OP, its pronounced Conschept.

Maybe the donut shop lady doesn’t care who is running for VP and thought they were trying to embarrass her on a prank show by having this nitwit claim he’s running for VP?

In a roundabout way, reading ‘Kublai Khan’ makes me want to read the first Dirk Gently book.

I never watched that show but maybe that’s where it came from. Seems like I heard it before that though?

There was a saying when I was younger, in the Cis world, that a woman knows within 5 minutes of meeting a guy if she would ever have sex with him. America won’t fuck JD Vance ever.

I think within a year all the dudes will be bi too. Progress is slow.

Can Gordon Ramsay, with the help of the Queer Eye guys, get him back on road to the nomination?

That’s going to make a great mini-series on how Biden schemed to get the nomination back.

I might make it my new profile pic. How lib is that?

You wanna know how not weird last week’s Republicans were? They weren’t weird at all. Look at this commercial of a dude dropping trou to take a dump while we bitch about pads or tampons or something being in the boys room. Now we’re weird mother fuckers. And wait til next week.