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My wife explained to me that she gets a small because everything else is enormously sized. Were she to get her own fries, even a small wouldn’t get finished. It’s nicer for her to share my food because then she doesn’t have to worry about wasting what she couldn’t finish. Plus ordering a large meal for us to share costs less than an average size and a small. Took years to get over being possessive of my food though.

Pull the lever as the trolley passes over the rail switch, causing a controlled derailment to avoid both choices.

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And if you don’t have any local places nearby you can either break yourself financially by moving somewhere else or just go fuck yourself. I never realized how much shit was jacked up in the small country town I lived in until I moved somewhere with a ton of competition. Suddenly the prices were way better, it was surreal. Food was cheaper and tastes better. Hell my Internet was twice as fast for half the price!

My apartment, however, is twice the price for a third of the space.

It still took me a decade before I could move without fucking myself.

This comment was written in the early wee hours of the AM and I’m not entirely sure what I’m rambling about.

You beat me to the joke!

The irony here is how much you’re acting like a child about this.

I just spent 20 seconds trying to swipe to the next image.

The DoMT is a magnet for doomed campaigns. Speaking from experience as a DM and a Player. I’ve only ever seen it implemented well once, and that’s only because the DM wrote the rest of the campaign like a book after the group drifted apart.

Spending art for a splendid series so far! I always enjoy these whenever they crop up on my dash.

Stared at this for too long because of the “gif” text in the corner FML.

They were the same as they’ve always fucking been, you’re just older and have a better capacity to both notice it and be tired of it, so now you see it more and have a bias because of that.

Before the internet was big we had shitloads of counter monkeys hanging out at the comic shop willing to do either one and sometimes both of these to anyone who would, or had to, listen - with the most likely person being the dude working at the comic shop. Nerds have been doing this shit over comics alone for decades.